February 2012
17 posts
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I posted a missed connection yesterday… aaand the guy replied.
I didn’t really come up with a plan for this scenario.
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I wish I could talk to guys like I can talk to girls.
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You know who’s an idiot?
Me.
January 2012
7 posts
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Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn aren’t on Project Runway All Stars?
Not. Interested.
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Sarah Jessica Parker wins best leading actress for “War Horse” at the Equestrian Film Awards
Be happy this year.
December 2011
25 posts
So yesterday I ordered a new espresso machine with a gift card I got for Christmas, and it should get here tomorrow. For some reason though, I feel guilty and bad for my old machine: like I’ve somehow betrayed it in some way.
Meanwhile, does anybody want a used espresso machine?
“He hast ein kutte Kristmas tabbel kloth”
– Steven Rosa
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I just had to pick a piece of caramel corn off my back because I was eating in bed. I couldn’t come up with an adequate “Princess and the Pea” comparison though.
Meanwhile, I don’t understand how I haven’t met my prince charming yet.
I am going to see Andrew Bird.
Yisssssssssssssssssssssss.
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““I like the Walrus best,” said Alice, “because you see he was...”
– Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There
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Ohh wait, so if I’m nice to people they will like me? Okay, now I think I get it.
I’m always disgusted at how inappropriately good I look in exercise clothing.
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I need a little Barbie brush for my suddenly-becoming-more-bushy eyebrows.
It’s like I’ve hit second puberty (twoberty?)
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I am personally offended by anonymous people’s comments against things I kind of like.
I am learning to not be really uptight. This is hard.
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November 2011
18 posts
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